Ever Wonder Why?

Posted: May 12, 2008 in funnies

My daughter got this in an email and I thought it was cute.

Ever Wonder Why?

Banks leave both doors open, but then they chain the pens to the counter.

We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put our useless junk in the garage.

The sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.

Women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed.

Doctors call what they do “practice”.

The man who invests all your money is called a “broker”.

The time of the day with the slowest traffic is called “rush hour”.

They sterilize the needle for lethal injections.

They don’t make the whole plane out of the same stuff that the indestructible black box is made out of.

Sheep don’t shrink when it rains.

They are called apartments when they are all stuck together.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal.

In a perfect world, I would have written some long eulogy yesterday all about how mother’s change the world.  You know the whole “the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world”, kind of thing.  But, these past few days have been so crammed with activities that I have not had time for anything, so I guess my great words of wisdom will just have to wait til another time. 😎


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